xbox-one-official asked: the absolute best part is that in europe for CENTURIES they just let their shit hang around and din't take baths, they just let shit fill up the place and just be everywhere, covered in their own shit, and it took ages for someone to theorize this wasn't that good and the health of europe skyrocketed but before that actual shit was all over the place and they were just covered in it (and their first sewers were pathetic and shit)
I’m sorry but like literally doctors dressed up like this
as a form of protection against epidemic disease. This is essentially the medieval European equivalent of a hazmat suit. Their ‘medicine’ was perfume and incense. That was their solution to the plague: bloodletting, frogs, and and posies of herbs (as protection to ward off the smell of the disease).
Like, everything smelled so bad they though disease was transmitted by foul odors. I’m not even kidding.
“The nose half a foot long, shaped like a beak, filled with perfume with only two holes, one on each side near the nostrils, but that can suffice to breathe and to carry along with the air one breathes the impression of the drugs enclosed further along in the beak … They also put mud in their trousers to keep the tumors away.”
THEY PUT FUCKING MUD IN THEIR PANTS. ON PURPOSE.
Born at Turin, the 8th of September, 1749, Marie Therese Louise de Savoie Carignan in her eighteenth year was not exactly what we call pretty. Her features somewhat lacked the regularity which is the accompaniment
of true beauty; but the brilliancy of her complexion was remarkable. Although her large, light blue eyes were rather expressionless, her face was none the less interesting, thanks to her blond hair of an adorable golden hue, which increased still more the sweetness of an ensemble full of charms and attractions. Add to this a remarkably beautiful figure, and it is easy to see that the Princesse de Lamballe was really very charming.
Madame de Lamballe - Georges Bertin
working on my little ballet room ^-^
Villager you’re trading: Eugene
Villager(s) you’re looking for: a new boyfriend (or cute items, tbd)
Real life/world time your villager moves: Monday, March 10th
Personality/Species: Smug/ Koala
Additional info: I don’t know, Eugene would always flirt with me, he put his house super close to mine, and he even sent me pink roses for Valentine’s. I thought things were going really well between us, but I guess not. Hope he finds what he’s looking for in another town.
This is happening.
dreamcode ♥ ♥ 6500 - 3304 - 9459
i don’t think i’ve ever felt as much like a cute anime girl as when i was visiting the town of royall! so sweet and pink and lovely~
This town has the best villagers. <3
Anonymous asked: your hair isn't mint chic chip green. it's cheap worn out formerly-green hair that is shitty and see-through, so your blonde is still visible, and there's like brown shit thrown on top. it's a 2006, manic panic, unappetizing, tacky disaster. it doesn't look like anything besides what it is, which is that you left your hair alone after dye-ing it and redye-ing it and redye-ing it.
lmfao omg get mad
Katy Perry does the Australian weather forecast on Sunrise On 7.